her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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