When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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