that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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