my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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