guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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