So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Randomize
