You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I am puke
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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