id be glad to
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
