Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
not ubering you a puppy
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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