M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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