no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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