Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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