her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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