I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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