I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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