we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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