I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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