So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
