yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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