At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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