what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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