She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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