haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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