For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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