Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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