Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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