Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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