does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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