i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Randomize
