I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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