this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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