i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
We are two peas in an std pod
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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