On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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