So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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