Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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