Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Drake has all the answers
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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