ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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