question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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