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it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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