: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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