You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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