Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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