She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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