I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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