It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
