oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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