So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
he was CRYING into my vagina
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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