The brown eye won't let me do that either.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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