your room smells of hookers.
And success
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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