I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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