Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Randomize
