try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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