She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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