How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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