you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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