where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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