I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
BRING THE BAGELS
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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