? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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