So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
tell me about the fingering
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